I think Jesus Christ has moved into my home.
Although I have never seen him, SCM appears to be talking to him all the time.
Jesus Christ this, and Jesus Christ that....
I would never claim to be particularly religious but it was beaten into me by the nuns at an early age that taking the Lord's name in vain will assure you a reservation in hell for eternity.
To make this blasphemous exclamation even more disconcerting is the fact that I pay a pretty hefty chunk of change to the local Catholic school to educate my little brat. Call me uptight but I would really prefer she not pick up that particular expression.
"A C+ on my religion test!? JESUS CHRIST!!!"
I tried to express my discomfort at this expletive but as usual all I get is a half hearted...
I'm sorry.
Sorry? Well, as long as you're sorry.
Everything should be right as rain now.
SCM is sorry.
"Sorry is nice but do you think you can stop bellowing that phrase at the top of your lungs whenever the unexpected occurs?"
Last night the kid knocked over her cup of milk.
"Jesssss...MUTHERFUCKER!"
I give up.
3 comments:
you give up he wins lol
Hows married life treating you these days lol
i am just such a shit somedays
Yeah I hear ya. I'm a big old atheist, but I was reared in a fundamentalist Christain church (see how much good it did?) and G-d*mn and such seem harsh.
No one should say those things around kids. Period.
GAAAHHH! chris, how DO you do it?? we all owe you for providing our edification needs!! lolol!
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