Friday, November 7, 2008

Reason Number 105




As you've probably surmised by now, this ole getting back together thing isn't going exactly as I had hoped. Obviously it is going precisely as anticipated but I was trying to keep the glass is half full mentality.

SCM has tried to change his spots but in the end, those spots are still splatters of shit.

The latest annoyance involves the rearranging of furniture and room decor.

More specifically....all his shit is back in the house.

Even more specifically, all his shit is taking over my fucking house.

My home has four nice size bedrooms. The day SCM moved back in he commandeered one of the bedrooms as his office...or computer, video game, music and Internet porn room. Of course it took exactly a week for it to start stinking like an ashtray, sweat and ass.

I tolerate it because he keeps the door closed and he isn't stinking up the rest of the house.

However, I was in for a not so pleasant surprise when I got home last night.

The room that used to be occupied by my adult son, and was supposed to be turning into my office...ya know..an office where I could actually work....now has a bedroom set in it.

John's bedroom set.

In addition, any contents that was in "his" room that he no longer wanted, is now being stored in my "office". His music equipment is stored in the closet, there is a book case against one wall, an old television and stand against another and a pinball machine blocking the one and only window.

I wonder how long I have until I have to move my shit out into the garage?

2 comments:

Libby said...

you'd think if he was going to be an asshole, he'd at least shoot for 'interesting asshole'...he could at least show a little originality, just to be different!

TLP said...

Take his stuff to the garage and take back your office. NOW. What the hell are you waiting for? It will only get worse.